Building a better future, for my donors 

 

 
Isn’t it time politicians were honest for a change?
I’m not here to tell you about “jobs” and the “middle class.” People without jobs can’t afford to donate to my campaign, and the middle class, well, they’ll be gone soon anyway.

My name is Gil Fulbright, and my promise to you is this: If elected, I’ll definitely sell you out to special interests and lobbyists, but I’ll sell you out to your face. I’ll drop the act and do whatever you pay me to do — as long as you can afford it.

The most expensive Senate race in American history is about to hit Kentucky and I want a piece of the action. 

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I’m America’s First Honest Politician 

SocialThumbnailI was moved to run for Senate in the great state of Kentucky when I heard about the unprecedented amount of money pouring into this year’s election. The race between Mitch McConnell and Allison Grimes is on track to cost $100 million, making it the most expensive Senate race in US history.

And old Gil wants a piece of that action.

Let’s be honest: The Kentucky race is all about the money. And so am I. Talk is cheap when it comes to fixing America’s corrupt political system. But for enough money, I’ll make it (or anything else) my #1 issue.

My name is Gil Fulbright, and my promise to you is this: If elected, I’ll definitely sell you out to special interests and lobbyists, but I’ll sell you out to your face. I’ll drop the act and do whatever you pay me to do — as long as you can afford it.

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Looking forward, to my future as a lobbyist

Gil’s Cabinet


Jill Bossi,
Secretary of Honesty

Madbot,
Secretary of Science Fiction

Neil, Secretary of Distraction
and Manufactured Crises
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The Good Reverend I. R. Grand, Secretary of Religious Inquisition

Look who’s talking about me!

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